Voice Post

[ the sound of a struggle ]

For fucks sake! Just stick it in your hole!

You'll thank me for it later.

Hey, Kid, you reach a verdict yet?

Hey, Other Kid, I have your comfit.

For fuck's sake it's just a mutated drain clog or a bad musical.

Grab a lighter, some aerosol, and call it a day.

Oh yeah. Honey, cherry, or lemon? Pick one. Just do it.

What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?










Only the first one makes you smile.

All of you need to line up in front of a firing squad for fuck's sake.

I hate using this piece of shit.

I'm not a thrill killer, I'm a cannibal.

Cause I could eat that ass right up.

Having this thing in my cell brings back memories.

Just book me already, for fuck's sake.

[ooc: Open action for Fables characters, regular network post for everyone else.]

Yeah. Thanks a lot for not giving in to my fatal attraction to cuteness.

For the record, I am not afraid that Santa could kick my ass.

Birdie, I have something for you.

( Filtered From Boy Blue//Unhackable )

Are there any of you I can't pick up at a fucking K Mart?

Okay.

Fastest way to repair a stone statue? Go.

All that fireworks shit going off? Let me tell you who's to blame:

This thing, Armand.

It doesn't come with a leash or a muzzle. For fuck's sake somebody kennel it.

And I have a DVR for sale. Sweetest deal gets it.

One of you bastards needs to tell me why I'm making this man dinner.

I'm restless. I'm tired.

That's a contradiction if you couldn't tell.

I need to get this fucking song out of my head: I'm a dinosaur, somebody's digging my bones.

I'm not old, yet.

It's quiet for the start of October.

There's no fucking difference. Just a tighter fit. I didn't know you have a fishnet fetish, Knox.

PS. Faye. Nothing's easier than self-deceit. For the record; I swallow.

You know I've been here for two whole fucking years and a week? I can count every single one of them.

The birdie. The old boss. The witch. The librarian. The talking mutt. The disease. The garden. The vortex. The god girl. The devil. The devil's backbone. Even the three. That doesn't count six out of seven coming and going as they fucking please. It's inconsistent bullshit is what it is.

I'm going to kill you the next time I see your face, Matthew.

But hey City, you'll always have me. Everyone's favorite nightmare.

Now I have a great question for you. Since Dr. Deromanticist handled the basics, I'm throwing in the flavor.

What's your kink?

Blue's mine!

These fuckers are sick!!!

PS. Hey birdie, this guy doesn't think you exist.

Fuck Casablanca.
Fuck Bonnie & Clyde.
Fuck Titanic.
Fuck Sleepless in Seattle.
Fuck Gone With the Wind.
Fuck Ghost.
Fuck Pretty Woman.
Fuck Dirty Dancing.
Fuck Grease.
And fuck West Side Story!

I need a gun. Now.

[ooc: Cuffed to The Romantic!]