well I live with Snakes and Lizards

bitingnightmare @ 2009-06-06T13:52:00

2009-06-06T20:53:30Z

Voice Post

[ the sound of a struggle ]

For fucks sake! Just stick it in your hole!

You'll thank me for it later.

bitingnightmare @ 2009-05-22T16:41:00

2009-05-22T23:41:24Z

Hey, Kid, you reach a verdict yet?

Hey, Other Kid, I have your comfit.

bitingnightmare @ 2009-05-08T18:25:00

2009-05-09T01:28:36Z

For fuck's sake it's just a mutated drain clog or a bad musical.

Grab a lighter, some aerosol, and call it a day.

Oh yeah. Honey, cherry, or lemon? Pick one. Just do it.

bitingnightmare @ 2009-04-23T20:35:00

2009-04-24T03:36:58Z

What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?

Only the first one makes you smile.

bitingnightmare @ 2009-04-08T15:25:00

2009-04-08T22:26:31Z

All of you need to line up in front of a firing squad for fuck's sake.

bitingnightmare @ 2009-04-01T15:21:00

2009-04-01T22:23:33Z

I hate using this piece of shit.

bitingnightmare @ 2009-02-16T23:34:00

2009-02-17T07:34:50Z

I'm not a thrill killer, I'm a cannibal.

Cause I could eat that ass right up.

bitingnightmare @ 2009-01-27T18:17:00

2009-01-28T02:21:49Z

Having this thing in my cell brings back memories.

Just book me already, for fuck's sake.

[ooc: Open action for Fables characters, regular network post for everyone else.]

bitingnightmare @ 2009-01-17T13:59:00

2009-01-17T22:00:16Z

Yeah. Thanks a lot for not giving in to my fatal attraction to cuteness.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-12-11T16:48:00

2008-12-12T00:48:25Z

For the record, I am not afraid that Santa could kick my ass.

Birdie, I have something for you.

Filtered From Boy Blue//Unhackable

Day 3

Bunches cause drowsiness but otherwise consciousness remains. Stuffing cushions and pillows however result in a trance-like state followed by a deep sleep. Investigating further.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-12-01T18:00:00

2008-12-02T02:01:26Z

Are there any of you I can't pick up at a fucking K Mart?

bitingnightmare @ 2008-11-15T17:30:00

2008-11-16T01:33:21Z

Okay.

Fastest way to repair a stone statue? Go.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-11-05T18:27:00

2008-11-06T02:31:57Z

All that fireworks shit going off? Let me tell you who's to blame:

This thing, Armand.

It doesn't come with a leash or a muzzle. For fuck's sake somebody kennel it.

And I have a DVR for sale. Sweetest deal gets it.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-10-11T20:49:00

2008-10-12T03:50:11Z

One of you bastards needs to tell me why I'm making this man dinner.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-10-02T22:11:00

2008-10-03T05:12:27Z

I'm restless. I'm tired.

That's a contradiction if you couldn't tell.

I need to get this fucking song out of my head: I'm a dinosaur, somebody's digging my bones.

I'm not old, yet.

It's quiet for the start of October.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-09-21T17:22:00

2008-09-22T00:22:34Z

There's no fucking difference. Just a tighter fit. I didn't know you have a fishnet fetish, Knox.

PS. Faye. Nothing's easier than self-deceit. For the record; I swallow.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-09-10T14:38:00

2008-09-10T21:39:55Z

You know I've been here for two whole fucking years and a week? I can count every single one of them.

The birdie. The old boss. The witch. The librarian. The talking mutt. The disease. The garden. The vortex. The god girl. The devil. The devil's backbone. Even the three. That doesn't count six out of seven coming and going as they fucking please. It's inconsistent bullshit is what it is.

~~I'm going to kill you the next time I see your face, Matthew.~~

But hey City, you'll always have me. Everyone's favorite nightmare.

Now I have a great question for you. Since Dr. Deromanticist handled the basics, I'm throwing in the flavor.

What's your kink?

Blue's mine!

bitingnightmare @ 2008-08-22T15:26:00

2008-08-22T22:27:29Z

These fuckers are sick!!!

PS. Hey birdie, this guy doesn't think you exist.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-08-12T11:09:00

2008-08-12T18:10:22Z

Fuck Casablanca.
Fuck Bonnie & Clyde.
Fuck Titanic.
Fuck Sleepless in Seattle.
Fuck Gone With the Wind.
Fuck Ghost.
Fuck Pretty Woman.
Fuck Dirty Dancing.
Fuck Grease.
And fuck West Side Story!

I need a gun. Now.

[ooc: Cuffed to The Romantic!]

bitingnightmare @ 2008-08-06T13:36:00

2008-08-06T20:36:30Z

Dear Cori,

This is it, Cori. This is all that there is; I know it’s hard. I hope that by the time you’ve gotten this letter, you’ve started to move on, but maybe that’s too much to ask. I know that’s the problem with eternity. Mundies have it much easier, as if they don’t take as long to get over things.

But if it means anything to you.

I love you more than I’ve ever loved anything. I was never really very sexual, and I still don’t consider myself very sexual, because there’s only one person I really ever have sex with. You open me up, you see me whole. You appreciate the fighter and the musician and you know, you’ve always known, that despite the fact that I don’t want this war, that I had to go. And most importantly, you’re satisfied with the office clerk in me, the boy who never was good at love or glory or passion. You’re satisfied with that, and that is the greatest gift you could ever give me.

So I can only give you everything of me.

It’s very late, while I’m writing this. It’s very quiet in the house, and you’re fast asleep. I’m crying because I can’t bear to think of how lonely you’ll be. I don’t want you to be lonely, Cori.

I said if you ever treated me badly I’d put you in the doghouse; and I still adhere to that. But you’ve been the most loyal and loving nightmare I’ve ever known (nevermind you’re the only nightmare I’ve ever known) and with the exception of a few rare instances of your brilliant idiocy, I’ve never wanted you out of my life.

I will remember you forever. Even if I die at war, even if I cannot dream, even if I live until the sun dies, I will remember you.

You’ve put part of me at peace, and I will always be with you.

After this letter, there isn’t much left to keep you engaged, but I hope that hunting for them, looking for them has kept you from being miserable. Please try and be okay, Cori. Let someone else in. Friendship can only help.

Love,

Boy Blue

I despise you.

[ooc: Strikeouts NOT there. Thing from Constantine dead buried in the middle of the street, except it's not quite real so he's even more pissed! Approach with caution.]

bitingnightmare @ 2008-07-22T15:17:00

2008-07-22T22:19:35Z

Did
John Constantine
Sakurazuka Seishirou (orally)
Saya Wallace
Lee Nicholas
Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Jack Harkness
~~Almond Joy~~ ~~Goldenboy~~ ~~Baby~~ Boy Blue

Declined
Walter Dornez (civilly)
Christopher Styles (civilly)
Cain Hargreaves (ambiguously)
Logan (unconsciously)
Peter Pevensie (violently)

To Do
Peter Pevensie (Strike 1)
~~Alfons Heiderich~~ (thanks Faye)
Ishiah
Taejo Togokhan
Racer X
Han Solo

- buy milk
- buy cigarettes

bitingnightmare @ 2008-07-11T18:38:00

2008-07-12T01:40:13Z

Got a problem? Take a fucking number.

bitingnightmare @ 2008-07-02T14:52:00

2008-07-02T21:52:55Z

Kids are fucking annoying.

They're hungry. They ask questions. And they don't shut up.

What the hell do I do with it?

Episode 17: everybody does it

2008-06-22T23:48:54Z

So you want to play the gossip game?

A good quarter of you will get killed. You'll underestimate someone or something and find yourself without your head. But 99.9% of you will come back from the dead a day later. Half of you will figure out this is a great way to explore suicide-by-cop. A lot of you forget, once you die here you don't get to leave.

One third of you don't want to fucking leave anyway. You've found a place you can call home where you can do what you want when you want and without anyone to tell you otherwise. Scratch that, people here take advantage of free speech on a daily basis. They'll tell you what they think you should do. But you don't have to listen and hell, you could always kill them. Or fuck them.

If your worst enemy lives here, there's a 50/50 chance you will have fucked them at least once during your stay. There's a 70/30 chance you'll reach second base and kissing them is practically City tradition, whether they're male or female.

But only 10% of you are tried and true homosexuals. The majority of you are bisexual, and if you're not you can bet your ass the City will make you try it as some point.

Most of you won't leave this place a virgin but that's okay. The probability of you getting laid here is 5x the probability of you getting laid in your homeworld. It's a given. Seriously. Still none of you will admit you masturbate.

None of you will admit you elected Seras Victoria for her tits.

Today's Playlist:
"Somebody Told Me" The Killers
"I Kissed A Girl" Katy Perry
"A Man Inside My Mouth" The Cure
"Institutionalized" Suicidal Tendencies
"Back from the Dead" House of Pain

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam (text or voice, up to you) here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

bitingnightmare @ 2008-06-18T16:06:00

2008-06-18T23:08:33Z

Today's a good day to be a nightmare.